If Jamiroquai were still making music, they’d have released this song! Baby I’m Yours by Breakbot – featuring Irfane – is a soulful vintage-sounding romp, similar to the vibe Mayer Hawthorne is going for.

A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart. LOLs!!!! Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor!

Oh!!! This sounds so good!! Suck it, Howard Stern ! Gabourey Sidibe , the Oscar-nominated star of Precious , has just signed on to be a reccuring guest star on a new Showtime series starring Laura Linney and Oliver Platt !! The half hour dark comedy, called The Big C , revolves around Cathy (played by Linney) a Connecticut wife and mom who reclaims her life after she is diagnosed with terminal cancer.

This is kind of a bummer. Two of the oldest people in the world passed away this past Sunday – and only HOURS apart.

Good for him — this could be a big role! John Krasinski is rumored to be Marvel’s top choice for the lead role in The First Avenger: Captain America to be released in the summer of 2011! A source reveals: “John has read 4 times and is doing screen tests. He has screen tested 2 times so far. It’s very likely that he will be the new Captain America.

Have fun! This morning, Chidi Uzomah , otherwise known as Ryan Seacrest’s stalker, pled no contest to felony stalking and was sentenced to 3 months psychiatric evaluation at Chino State Prison in California. Aw! But that means he’ll miss the American Idol finale! Bummer! After that, Chidi faces up to 2 years in prison for his crimes.

After all these years, Britney Spears still has those obvious horse hair extensions! The princess of pop was out shopping at the Glendale Galleria in El Lay with her bodyguard and assistant, but we think she should have stopped and gotten her hair did. Maybe next time… [ Image via Ramey Pix .]

Uh-oh! Trouble in paradise, Mizz Mulligan?? Pixie princess Carey Mulligan showed up alone to the Academy Awards, which surprised us, as she’s been publicly dating Shia LaBeouf since they met on the set of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps . HOWEVER, the Oscar nominated actress couldn’t have been missing him TOO much, because she was reportedly seen getting pretty cozy with fellow nominee Jeremy Renner , who is recently single and already being linked to Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson !! Watch out, girlfriend!! You don’t want to incur the wrath of Shia AND the Simpleton – sexual naplam is STILL napalm!! [ Image via WENN .]

We think they may want to re-work this as an end-of-days story, because this sounds like it’s going to be a DISASTER!! Paramount Pictures is planning a 3-D retelling of the Book of Genesis’ story of creation, which will be called In The Beginning !! If you’re unfamiliar with the Bible story, the film will center around the weeklong period it took God to create the world, which ended with Adam and Eve on Day Six, and God chilling out for the 24 hour period afterward. Producers think the 3-D visuals and $30 million proposed budget will attract families and religious-minded audiences, and we think they’re probably right!! We don’t know though…is the the latest Hollywood gimmick the best way to retell a Bible story?? If they eff it up people are going to FREAK

Oui! Far beyond the glitz, glam and gossip of LaLa Land, there are still those who are important in the world that do naughty, naughty things.