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Nobody Wants Mucca!
Sep 9th
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Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!
The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a – get THIS – motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn’t sell even a third of the 300 tickets!
How mortifying, Mucca!
A source explains:
“We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn’t enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she’s faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She’s raised a lot of money for charity and I’m sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we’re sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don’t take these decisions lightly.”
Let’s be real – the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!
Better luck next time, bitch!
Bwa ha ha ha!
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Sep 9th
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Dina Lohan Gets Egged!
Sep 9th
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LOLs!
Dina Lohan‘s Long Island home was vandalized with eggs and dirt bombs on August 31 and someone ripped her mailbox out of the ground on September 6!
The police don’t know if the incidents are related and Dina says she has no clue who would do this to her home.
Probably anyone that’s completely fed up with you and your cracked out family!
[Image via WENN.]
Molly Shannon Headed To Broadway!
Sep 9th
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Cool!
Molly Shannon is making her Broadway debut as Marge MacDougall in Promises, Promises!
Molly will have an 11 week run starting Tuesday, October 12!
Get it, girl!
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Former National Lampoon CEO Sentenced To Nearly Four Years Behind Bars
Sep 9th
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The former CEO of National Lampoon Inc. Daniel Laikin has been sentenced to three years and nine months in prison for conspiracy.
He is guilty of participating in a stock price manipulation scheme where in order to increase his company’s stock price, he paid people to buy shares.
Prosecutors say Laikin tried to boost the share price from $2 to $5 to increase company’s attractiveness in a strategic partnership or acquisition. The company has since been removed from the American Stock Exchange and its share price plummeted.
Hope he learned his lesson.
Does Bicurious Snooki Like The Cookie?!
Sep 9th
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Or is it all in good drunken lezzy fun?!
Sources have divulged to Star Magazine that Snooki has been getting very HOT & HEAVY with her bestie and new Jersey Shore castmate, Deena Cortese.
We reported on the girl’s little trip to Pt. Pleasant, NJ last month, where they were spotted making out and doing body shots off one another. What we didn’t know and what some insiders are suggesting is that their escapes didn’t stop there! Sources are suggesting that they also SLEPT together and on numerous occasions! The insider reveals:
“They come home boozing it up and sleep in the same bed all the time …… the cast & crew are always talking about it”
Considering the men she dates, a change of pace might be good for Snooks! But we don’t really buy it! Girl loves her pickles too much to give up on them that easily!
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Kiefer Sutherland Is Up To His Old Tricks!
Sep 9th
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Kiefer Sutherland drunkenly made a fool out of himself? BLASPHEMY.
Or, actually, just a reality of day-to-day life!
The 24 actor once again proved to the world just how together he has it by getting epically shitfaced at Gaslight in Manhattan until 4am!
Sources claim that he was “swaying, bobbing and weaving,” and when he refused to leave, “his friends had to pick him up by the shoulders and get him out of there.”
ClASSy as always, bb!
Hope you’re enjoying that bloody mary and ibuprofen this morning!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]
Disney/Pixar To Bring You Dr. Strange Flick?
Sep 9th
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It’s about time people start talking about Disney’s latest acquisition. What’s the point of buying Marvel Comics if you aren’t going to make any movies?!
Comic book artist Brendan McCarthy suggested in a recent interview that Disney’s first Marvel flick out of the gate could be a CGI Doctor Strange movie in collaboration with Pixar. The artist explains his meeting with Disney execs to discuss the adaptation:
“I was over in Hollywood earlier this year mooching about, and I had a meeting at Disney and the conversation drifted around to Pixar animating a Doctor Strange movie… Now, wouldn’t that be nice.”
Sure, if the story is good. Plus, we have a hard time seeing the Pixar people getting into doing a strictly superhero movie. Ya know, they are more about the whole family-friendly angle and not everyone is going to love the tale of the unusual, super human magician. But we imagine Pixar is up to the technical challenges.
What do U think?
More Diva Behavior From Lea Michele!
Sep 9th
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Surprise, surprise!
Glee‘s Lea Michele is still channeling the stuck-up Rachel Berry in her everyday life and we think she should knock it off!
While her co-stars Dianna Agron and Jane Lynch mingled with guests at the premiere party for the show, Lea stayed in the VIP section with three security guards surrounding her the whole time!
Get over it, honey!
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Mayweather Suspect in Domestic Violence Case!
Sep 9th
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Uh-oh! This is why they say you don’t bring your work home with you!
Sources are reporting that the police showed up at the home of Floyd Mayweather Jr. this morning after responding to a call from Floyd’s baby mama, Josie Harris. Josie claimed that her boxer boyfriend attacked her in his home, before being taken to Southern Hills Hospital in Las Vegas.
The fact that he would do this to her is awful…if it is actually true. This chick has a history of crying wolf when it comes to Floyd. Back in 2003, she told the police that he punched and kicked her while they were driving in his Bentley, but later revealed she was lying. She apparently was just trying to get revenge after she had found out he had left her for another woman.
So, is this round 2 or has Floyd really flown off the handle?
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