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Get Married – At Ozzfest!
Jul 28th
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You may now bite the head off a bat…and kiss the bride.
For those of you who associate romance with eyeliner and songs about death, you can now purchase an “Unholy Matrimony” wedding package, where you’ll start off your temporary marriage the right way…with Ozzy Osbourne.
Here’s the details of the package as listed in the press release:
“As with other wedding packages, the one-stop Unholy Matrimony Packages provides just about everything the happy couple will need…except a marriage license.”
Further details of this unbeatable package are as follows:
“Each special package includes a variety of items to mark the special day and 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride & groom and 8 guests; an official Ozzfest wedding ceremony by ordained minister, Ozzfest’s MC Big Dave; an Ozzfest cake and champagne toast.”
We’re intrigued, but also nervous about the catastrophic amounts of eyeshadow and white face paint that will inevitably run on our suits and dresses following inevitable wedding crying. Is it worth the risk?
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Kara DioGuardi Getting The Boot From American Idol?
Jul 28th
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He may not be getting rid of everyone at once, but it looks like he might be starting where he can!
There are rumored to be some major shake-ups on American Idol next season now that Nigel Lythgoe is in talks to return as executive producer. There are rumblings that he wants to dismantle the judges panel and start from scratch, but as we mentioned, he can’t do that because of Ellen and Randy‘s contracts.
But that does leave Kara DioGuardi, who is the only judge signed year-to-year, and that means that she could be getting the boot!
Nigel allegedly wants to take over Simon‘s spot as the judge, and if they can’t find a fourth that he deems appropriate, sources are claiming that he’ll return the format to just three!
Wow! Looks like this guy ain’t messing around!
But maybe this is exactly what the show needs – especially after the BOOOORING, tired last season, it needs some new energy – even if that means losing some of the useless familiar!
What do U think?? Would U be sad to see Kara go??
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Madonna Travels With Her Private Chef!
Jul 28th
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Hey, it may seem crazy, but if you’ve got that kind of money, why the eff not?
Madonna reportedly goes to such lengths to maintain her macrobiotic diet that she brought her private chef across the pond with her during a transatlantic flight from New York to London!
A source reveals:
“The cabin crew were given a dossier on rules and requirements. They weren’t allowed to walk down her aisle or ask her any questions, they had to go through her assistants. It was ridiculous. She took over the whole plane.”
Maybe get a private jet next time, bb!
But kudos for being so committed to healthy eating!
Thoughts??
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New Breaking Dawn Cast Member?
Jul 28th
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Possibly!
Rumor has it that actor Lee Pace is very close to snagging a role in Breaking Dawn as Edward Cullen’s vampire BFF Garrett!
The character is described as “a tall, nomadic vampire with sandy hair that he keeps tied back with a leather thong” and “down-to-earth, laid-back, rugged and having a lightness and element of humor about him.”
We think he’s a solid choice!
Twi-hards, what do U think?
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Markie Mark Gets Pulled Over!
Jul 28th
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Do they not make you stop at STOP signs in Boston???
Mark Wahlberg was pulled over this after by LAPD officers when he rolled through a stop sign in his Bentley.
Not sure if he was able to sweet talk his way out of a ticket, but shortly after he was pulled over, photogs caught him heading into a church.
Um, random? Or were you just stopping off to thank him for the humility he show you today?
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Moving In Together??? Cheryl & Gayface Take A Step In The Wrong Direction!
Jul 28th
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Lord, we hope this is just a rumor! She is getting herself in WAY TOO DEEP with Gayface!
Sources are reporting that Cheryl Cole has asked closeted BF Derek Hough to move in with her in her Surrey mansion. The arrangement would be temporary, as he is looking for his own place to live in London, but still, this has “bad idea” written all over it.
It also screams “trying too hard” on his part. Moving in with this girl to prove something, Derek, will prove nothing. It will only make us dislike you more when you break this poor girl’s recovery heart when you FINALLY come out.
Which by the way, when’s that going to happen already????
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Katy Perry’s Tits are Asking to be Unwrapped
Jul 28th
Here’s Katy Perry posing for some obscure magazine’s pictorial, which apparently is something she’s been doing pretty much weekly, therefore it’s not real news. But the fact that her boobs are wrapped in some funny-looking green cord (or string, or whatever that is), prompted me to post these photos here. After all, they have what [...][img][/img]
Adrianne Curry does Comic Con
Jul 28th
Adrianne Curry and her tits visited Comic Con in San Diego this week, and as a result, a deluge of her photos were posted on her Twitter stream. You gotta love little celebrity wannabes like Adrianne Curry who don’t miss a single opportunity to parade their perfect bodies around to have their pictures snapped by [...][img][/img]
Demi Moore Talks Diets Again, Gets Defensive – And Delusional!
Jul 28th
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She’s delusional!
Demi Moore did the Master Clease with husband Ashton Kutcher, but now she Tweeted that she has moved on to The Clean Program developed by Dr. Alejandro Junger, a 21-day diet consisting of smoothies and salads for dinner.
Giuliana Rancic and Gwyneth Paltrow also have used the diet to lose weight.
One of Demi’s followers Tweeted back saying that she wasn’t interested because “healthy diet and exercise are all that’s required.”
Demi went on defense replying:
“I think you need to research what it is I am doing there is no starving involved! It is all about nourishing the body.”
Yeah, Demi!
Surviving on only smoothies and salads sound like the epitome of health!
P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!
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Rachael Ray Sues Home Inspectors For Failing To Reveal Dangerous Mold Problem!
Jul 28th
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Rightfully so! We’d be livid, too!
Rachael Ray and her husband, John Cusimano, have filed a lawsuit against home inspection companies for failing to notify them that the house that they bought in Long Island, NY has a severe mold problem that may have been affecting their health!
Ray has had a history of serious respiratory problems, and the inspectors failed to spot the mold and water damage in the $2.9 million villa back in 2007, when they brought the property!
According to a source:
“Rachael and John were considering selling the property when the mold problem became apparent. It is such a beautiful home, but this could make it impossible for them to sell the house until the problem is solved.”
Awful!
You never expect the people you’re trusting to ensure your home is safe to fail completely are recognizing a serious issue!
Hopefully this matter can be resolved and can find a safer place to live, given her health problems!
Thoughts??
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