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Amy Fisher To Star In 4 Pornos!
Jul 29th
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Is anyone surprised?
The Long Island Lolita herself Amy Fisher will produce and star in 4 films for Dreamzone Entertainment with the first tentatively called The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.
The married mother of three has released a pay-per-view porno before and has her own site where she only works with women so as not to upset her husband. She says:
“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make, and I am excited to work with Dreamzone to make my dreams a reality.”
Yikes!
Will U be checking out Amy’s cinematic talents?
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Russell Crowe Taking A Break
Jul 29th
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For the sake of his kids!
Russell Crowe is staying in Australia for the remainder of 2010 to be with his family including wife Danielle Spencer and their two sons, Charlie and Tennyson.
He says:
“I don’t want to get on a plane again this year. I want again to take a step back and put a normal rhythm back into the kids’ lives. I know what it is that turns me on in my job and I know if… something comes up that I want to do then I’m usually allowed to do it. I do the things that drive me from a pure place.”
Well, he can afford it!
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Condoleezza Rice Performs On Stage With Aretha Franklin!
Jul 29th
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We give her a lot of credit for going up there and performing with such a legend! It must have been pretty bizarre – but awesome – to be there to see it!
Last night Aretha Franklin was joined on stage at Philadelphia’s Mann Music Center by none other than Condoleezza Rice for a benefit concert for urban children!
The former Secretary of State performed on the piano while Franklin sang I Say A Little Prayer and My Country ‘Tis of Thee, and although many critics considered Rice’s performance a little “safe,” The Washington Post asserts that the collaboration “had kind of a goofy brilliance.”
Franklin said:
“All I had seen of Dr. Rice was in a political atmosphere. It just seemed foreign that she would be a classical pianist. She really does play. She’s formidable. We decided to give it a try. So here we are, in the city of Brotherly – and Sisterly – Love.”
So cool!
Maybe Condoleezza will forgo politics and become a musical superstar! LOLs!
Or not – but kudos, bb! We are sincerely impressed!
Thoughts??
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Steven Spielberg Rides A War Horse
Jul 29th
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All right, Steven Spielberg, we’ll bite…but you owe us BIG TIME after Indiana Jones and the Barely Watchable Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Spielberg starts shooting his next film, War Horse, on Monday. The film is based on a hit West End play from London.
The story takes place during World War I, and it centers on a young farmhand who runs away to France to rescue his horse, which was sold to the cavalry and sent off to battle.
Please tell us you’re not trying to find a way to incorporate aliens into this one, Steven.
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The Inception Of Toy Story 3
Jul 29th
No toy gets left behind when your mind is the scene of the crime.
Check out this new trailer for Toy Story 3. (above)
It’s the great escape…into their dreams!
LOLs!
Now They’re Going After Bieber!
Jul 28th
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These people are insane!
The horrible Westboro church will be picketing the Justin Bieber concert tonight in Kansas City “to remind all of those in attendance that America’s destruction is imminent.”
Their website reads:
“There are no jobs, homes, money or hope, but you’ll pay big bucks to attend rock concerts by the thousands. [Bieber] has a platform given to him by God to speak to this world; he has a duty to teach obedience by his actions and words. He refuses to do that because he knows his concert halls would be empty! So, he teaches you to sin and rebel against God’s commandments.”
Ridiculous!
They also go after Justin for performing at the White House for the President last Christmas where “he got to pose with Anti-Christ Beast Obama.” They add:
“He and Obama are of one mind and they are leading this nation to hell! Justin will answer to God!”
UGH!
When are these nutjobs going to go away already??
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Selena Gomez Tells Off Justin Bieber!
Jul 28th
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LOLs!
Selena Gomez revealed that Justin Bieber asked her to take off her heels before a performance together so she wouldn’t tower over him, but she wasn’t having any of that!
She explains:
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“I said, ‘I’m not going to take off my heels. You’re short. Embrace it.’ He’s getting taller, though.”
Ha — well someone doesn’t have Bieber Fever!
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Erica Kane Writes A Memoir!
Jul 28th
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Your Granny is going to freak if you get her a copy of this! (Large-print. Remember, she’s old!)
Susan Lucci has snagged herself a second Emmy a book deal. Next year, the famous star of All My Children will release a memoir that will talk about everything from her longtime career with the show to her time as a stage performer to the moment she FINALLY got herself that damn Emmy she wanted to badly
We’ll skip that whiny chapter, thank you very much.
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Evil Hipster Vanessa Abrams Gets Cold Shoulder From Gossip Girl Cast For Breaking Chuck’s Heart!
Jul 28th
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Sorry, gurlfriend! You put yourself in this mess, time to deal with the consequences!
Despite reports suggesting that they had reconciled, things have apparently taken a turn for the worse between Gossip Girl co-stars and ex-couple Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr!
While Ed has been spotted out and about with his co-stars Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, and that dumbass Serena Blake Lively on multiple occassions, it appears that Jess is getting the cold shoulder!
A source reveals:
“Jessica still misses Ed and wants him back. However, he is heartbroken and wants nothing to do with her. Ed has really alienated Jessica from the rest of the cast. Ed doesn’t want to be around her, he’s still very hurt.”
Poor Chuck Buss had his heart broken by evil hipster Vanessa Abrams!
We personally don’t know what upsets us more – that that seksi Brit is nursing a broken heart or that this report confirms that Jess is back on set, which means that her shiteous character is back from Haiti!
UGH! She is the worst! Well – not worse than Serena, but still pretty lame!
What do U think?? Should Ed forgive Jess, or should he complain about her until her stoopid character gets written off the show??
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Little J Debuts The Most Hardcore Album Art Of All Time!
Jul 29th
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OMG!
Your album is called Light Me Up, and the cover features a little girl in a leather jacket flicking on a LIGHTER?!
How SHOCKING and edgy! You’ve outdone yourself, Little J!
BARF.
The ‘oh so hardcore’ Taylor Momsen debuted the shiteous album cover for her surprisingly un-shiteous band, The Pretty Reckless, and we think it sucks worse than her attitude!
We think if you’re going to put a CHILD on the cover, you should have used HER!