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What A Beast!!!
Jul 29th
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DAYUM!
We’re surprised he was able to button his shirt! Welcome to the jungle!!!
Once upon a time, Penn Badgley had a smooth seski chest that just begged to be fondled.
Now, we imagine Blake Lively coughs up hairballs whenever she crawls on top of him!
Just check out the EXTREME difference from last year, when he was in The Stepfather, to last night, when he showed up at the premiere of Chace Crawford’s Twelve, with his beastly chest all hanging out.
Time for a wax, bb! Your girl will thank you for it.
[Image via Getty Images.]
Charlie Sheen Gets Back To Work!
Jul 29th
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Legal woes be damned, Two And A Half Men must go on!
Charlie Sheen is returning to work next week on season 8 of the CBS show and executive producer Chuck Lorre is thrilled!
He says:
“I was in denial through the whole process. I was just hoping that everything would work out. I was hoping he would come back because we have a lot more stories to tell.
“I love the show and I love the cast and we have a great group of writers who have been a family for seven years. I certainly didn’t want it to end. But if it did end, we had a great run.”
Well fans of the show don’t have to worry anymore — at least until the next time Charlie gets in trouble!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Office Workers Beware! Sitting Can Kill You!
Jul 29th
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We hope you appreciate this, because we risked our lives by sitting in front of the computer to get this message out to you.
According to results of a long-term study, spending too much time sitting down can shorten your lifespan.
Results showed that women were at a higher risk of sitting-related-death, so you might want to bail on those high heels, since you’ve basically got a death wish if you sit through 8 hours at the office.
We wonder how this bleak news will affect life at the office. Here are some of our concerns:
-Will we all become hunchbacks from standing and leaning at our desks? Would we even prefer to live longer as freaks of nature?
-Are we going to spend inordinate amounts of time standing around the watercooler out of fear of returning to our desks? At least the TV industry will benefit, because we’ll have to watch many more shows so we’ll have things to talk about for hours on end.
-How will cigarette smokers cope with the fact that they’re shortening their life span when they sit down and when they go on cig breaks? Will their workplace morale drop drastically?
-What’s the most lethal way to sit? Will we die a little less soon if we cross our legs at the ankles?
How will you cope with this devastating news?
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Caddy Bitches Throw Down On Celebrity Rehab!
Jul 29th
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When they offered a sober helping hand to Janice Dickinson, they had to know what they were getting in for!
Where this bitch goes, EXPLOSIVE trouble follows!
Insiders on Celebrity Rehab are dishing that the set has been a complete bitchtastrophe since day one. Janice immediately found her prey within the first moments of shooting: Tiger Wood’s old putting hole, Rachel Uchitel.
The lunatic and the whore reportedly HATE each other and have been getting into “loud arguments” that have been “disruptive” to the other contestants patients.
Yeah, right. You’re telling us Eric Roberts and Jeremy London don’t schedule their days around watching these bitches go at it! C’mon! They are sobering up! Need to get their kicks somewhere!
Anyway, sources say that Janice is so fed up with Rachel, she usually “rolls her eyes” at her whenever they are in group therapy sessions. Though there haven’t been any physical altercations, Rachel’s unpleasant relationship with Janice maybe why she fled the house so early on.
Producers were able to get her back, but insiders say that she can’t handle being called a “homewrecker” or a “gold digger” in the facility and wants them all to stop.
So you want Janice to give up Vicodin and being a bitch? Oh, never going to happen, sweetie!
Buck up and take it like the whore that you are were.
[Image via WENN.]
That’s Some A-List Real Estate!
Jul 29th
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Can you imagine all of them being your NEIGHBORS?!
Matt Damon and Julia Roberts are apparently looking to buy some prime real estate in Valpolicella, Italy – the same town that George Clooney and the Brangelina clan have set up shop in!
According to property consultant Alesandro Proto:
“Matt Damon is interested in buying a villa near Villa Oleandra, George Clooney’s villa in Lake Como. We are finding one for him.”
And only weeks after Damon expressed interest, Roberts jumped on board, too!
We imagine they’ll all want to be in walking distance from one another, so they can wander from villa to villa, sipping cocktails and watching the Ocean’s 11 franchise!
LOLs!
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Girls Aloud Deny Reunion Without Nadine!
Jul 29th
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Phew!
The girls of Girls Aloud were rumored to be reuniting without Nadine Coyle, since the girls haven’t been in touch with her much since she moved to El Lay.
But their rep has denied the reports, claiming that a record deal has been signed to include ALL of the ladies and that their sixth studio album would be released as a group. No release date has been given yet.
Get on it, Nadine!
We want a new album and SOON!
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The Duffster Hast Set The Wedding Date
Jul 29th
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Whip out your BlackBerry and set your alarm to So Yesterday! Hilary Duff has set the date for her wedding!
According to sources, Duffster plans to strut herself down the aisle and wed hockey player Mike Comrie on October 7th!
As for the rest of the wedding deets, sources say the frontrunner for venue is the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara and Hilary is hoping to keep the wedding small.
Yeah, good luck with that!
P.S. – We’re expecting our invitation any day now!
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Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Giving Up!
Jul 29th
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On his education!
STOOPID!
Jessica Simpson‘s boyfriend, former NFL player Eric Johnson, has pulled out of his graduate program in business at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School to stay in El Lay with Jess!
They’ve only been together eight weeks and a source says, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together.”
Well, we guess he thinks he doesn’t need an Ivy League education with his new meal ticket now that’s he’s in love!
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Sexy Sarah’s New Sexy Book Cover!
Jul 29th
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What? No American flag frames for your glasses or patriotic bling ring??? Let down!
Check out the cover for Sarah Palin’s latest literary masterpiece, America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag. (above)
U like? If you do, you can pick it up in November when it is released.
While your at the store, you can also pre-order her next book, Going Rogue 2: Dumb & Dumberer
Want To Know How Justin Bieber Is Going To Do At The Teen Choice Awards?
Jul 29th
Did they really think that this WASN’T going to leak?
STOOP execs!
Despite The Teen Choice Awards not airing for WEEKS, some idiot decided to send Shaq on stage to present Justin Bieber with the (SPOILER ALERT) four awards he will be winning this year during his concert!
So much for the element of surprise! LOLs!
Either way – congratulations, bb!