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Tiger’s Lawyers Make Sure His #1 Whore Is Keeping Her Mouth Shut In Celebrity Rehab!
Aug 4th
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We’d be keeping tabs on her, too! Everyone knows that girlfriend is capable of doing just about anything for some ca$h!
Tiger Woods‘ attorneys are reportedly concerned about gutter troll Rachel Uchitel‘s stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, because they don’t want her to talk about any of the nasty shiz she might have done with him!
One of the terms of her $10 million pay out from the douchebag golfer is that she’s not allowed to mention him publicly in any capacity, so his lawyers have been keeping in touch to make sure her mouth is shut.
However, sources at Celebrity Rehab claim that Rachel is being very well-behaved, and Tiger hasn’t come up at all!
She may be a shameless, homewrecking swamp donkey, but she’s apparently not STOOPID! LOLs!
Good to know!
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Wow! Dennis Rodman Escapes Car Wreck With Only A Scratch!
Aug 2nd
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He is so dayum lucky!
Over the weekend, Dennis Rodman was cruising in Florida with some friends, when the Land Rover he was riding in busted a tire and crashed.
Actually, what it did was flip the eff over and overturned on the highway. Dennis was able to walk away from the ordeal with only a scratch on his finger (phew!), but the driver was taken to the hospital.
Now, before you hit the speed-dial on your iPhone for Dr. Drew, know that a Florida Highway Patrol sergeant told sources that the accident was caused by a tire problem. As of now, no drug or alcohol use has been mentioned.
Well, we hope your pinky is recovering nicely, Dennis!
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Caddy Bitches Throw Down On Celebrity Rehab!
Jul 29th
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When they offered a sober helping hand to Janice Dickinson, they had to know what they were getting in for!
Where this bitch goes, EXPLOSIVE trouble follows!
Insiders on Celebrity Rehab are dishing that the set has been a complete bitchtastrophe since day one. Janice immediately found her prey within the first moments of shooting: Tiger Wood’s old putting hole, Rachel Uchitel.
The lunatic and the whore reportedly HATE each other and have been getting into “loud arguments” that have been “disruptive” to the other contestants patients.
Yeah, right. You’re telling us Eric Roberts and Jeremy London don’t schedule their days around watching these bitches go at it! C’mon! They are sobering up! Need to get their kicks somewhere!
Anyway, sources say that Janice is so fed up with Rachel, she usually “rolls her eyes” at her whenever they are in group therapy sessions. Though there haven’t been any physical altercations, Rachel’s unpleasant relationship with Janice maybe why she fled the house so early on.
Producers were able to get her back, but insiders say that she can’t handle being called a “homewrecker” or a “gold digger” in the facility and wants them all to stop.
So you want Janice to give up Vicodin and being a bitch? Oh, never going to happen, sweetie!
Buck up and take it like the whore that you are were.
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Quitter!
Jul 28th
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What did she think she was signing up for?
Rachel Uchitel quit Celebrity Rehab after the first day of filming at the Pasadena Recovery Center, and fled to a hotel!
A source reveals:
“After a very intense day of filming, Rachel just couldn’t handle being at the Pasadena Recovery Center where Celebrity Rehab is filmed, and she decided to leave. Producers arrived at the hotel the following morning, and calm prevailed. Rachel simply needed some time away from the intense pressure and scrutiny that she is dealing with.
“She agreed to go back to Celebrity Rehab 4. Rachel has never had to face these issues before, and talking about it pushed her over the edge, and her instinct was to run. Producers made her realize that if she continues to run away from her issues, she will never be able to live a healthy life. Her issues go beyond Tiger, but he was the catalyst that pushed her over the edge.”
Rachel is supposedly suffering from an alcohol problem and an addiction to pills.
How long until she runs away again?
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Julia Roberts’ Older Brother Checks Into Rehab
Jul 23rd
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We have a feeling that Julia Roberts isn’t going to like this so much.
Eric Roberts has joined the cast of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab for the upcoming season. The Z list relative of an A-lister will be rooming with recently ridiculous start Jeremy London at the Pasadena Recovery Center.
Not surprisingly, Jeremy is thrilled to have one of the more unstable and recognizable stars as his roomie:
“Eric Roberts is my roommate and is simply amazing. He’s an incredible person. Dr. Drew rocks and there is real healing here.”
We’ll all have to wait till October to see how well this “healing” is going, but for now, we’re more surprised that Dr. Drew is letting you do interviews while you are suppose to be sobering up.
Isn’t that somewhat against the process?
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Jeremy London’s Wife Hospitalized!
Jul 22nd
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Oh no!
Only a few short days after being admitted into Celebrity Rehab, Jeremy London’s wife has been admitted to the hospital.
Sources say that Melissa Cunningham suffered a brain hemorrhage last Sunday and was rushed to a local El Lay hospital. The facility has not released any further information about her condition.
Poor thing!
Here’s hoping she pulls through. Stay strong, BB!
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Dr. Drew’s Wife Beware!
Jul 19th
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Rachel has no shame!
Rumors are flying that Rachel Uchitel joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab to get closer to her crush Dr. Drew!!
She initially turned down the offer, but Dr. Drew offered to have a personal sit-down with the homewrecker to see if she’d change her mind — and she agreed because she has the hots for him!
That’s some dangerous territory! Mrs. Pinsky better keep an eye out!
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Celebrity Rehab Cast Announced!
Jul 19th
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And it’s going to be pretty good!
This year’s has-beens enrolling in VH1′s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky include Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson, Jeremy London, Rachel Uchitel, Leif Garrett, Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis and Frankie Lons, singer Keyshia Cole‘s mother.
The fourth season is set to air later this year.
We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans Janice will get up to!
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Janice Dickinson Is Going To Celebrity Rehab!
Jul 15th
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She probably just wants to be on another reality TV show!
Former supermodel and reality whore Janice Dickinson has signed on to appear in the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, along with crackhead Jeremy London, that douche from The Hills, and Bonnie Pointer!
She obviously reportedly has a problem with alcohol and is finally ready to try to help herself!
We don’t blame her, if we had to put up with Tyra Banks‘ crazy for as long as she did, we would have become drunks, too!
Best of luck, bb!
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Round 3: Lindsay VS Joan!
Jul 13th
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Lindsanity is doing what Lindsanity does best:
Venting on Twitter!
As you well know by now, Lindsay and Joan Rivers have been going at it for the last few days, ever since Joan made some chuckle-worthy comments about Lindsay’s impending imprisonment!
Not to be outdone, Lindsay took a moment out from packing her leggings and “tea” for the slammer to tweet out her thoughts about Joan! She tweeted:
Looky, looky who is getting all snarky! Little jabs at her Daddy and the good doctor! Very nice!
Maybe you are tough enough to handle the pokey, darling!
(We kid. We kid. We give her two hours before she starts crying for a bottle of Stoli to suck on and Orange Oprah to save her!)
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