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Lindsanity Did Hit A Stroller In Her Maserati, But It Wasn’t THAT Bad!
Sep 3rd
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Fact: Lindsay Lohan DID hit a stroller with her Maserati.
But it wasn’t that bad, y’all!
Sources reported this morning that Lindsanity nearly wiped out a toddler while she was leaving her apartment building Wednesday afternoon, but according to other paparazzi on the scene, it wasn’t that bad!
Excuse US? How is someone’s car COMING INTO CONTACT with a child not that bad?!
One of the photogs explained that “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
She then apparently pulled over, asked the kid’s nanny if everything was okay before she then took off!
No report has been filed, so we’re more prone to believe this version of the events than the first!
But STILL! LiLo, get it together, gurl!
No killing babies, please!
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You Must Watch!!!
Aug 31st
This video (above) is epic!
Who doesn’t love babies singing????
This one does a megamix of Top 40 songs – and she does it well!
Major win!
Remember The Octo-Mom??? She’s Desperate!
Aug 17th
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We almost didn’t! It took us a few seconds of staring into those eyes of desperation and repulsion before it all came flooding back to us.
You’ll be happy to know that while the world has given up on her, Nadya “Octo-Mom” Suleman hasn’t given up on herself. No, no. She’s just as fame crazy as ever. She has devised a new stunt to get her name into the press again:
Having another baby Writing a book.
Because let’s face it, the two hour special and the countless TV spots just weren’t enough!
Octo-Mom has written a memoir documenting her life as a mother of 14 and the media frenzy that was welcomed into her life after she birthed octuplets. The book is all finished and ready to be published, but there is just one snag: no one wants to publish it!
Ha! Can you say, “irrelevant”, bb?!
Sources say that she is schlepping to all the major publishers with her literary gem, but no one has offered her a publication deal. Or at least, not one that she is happy with. Oh yes, she is still as greedy as ever, despite her depleting relevance. A close source to Nadya says:
“She is holding out because she is not being offered a lucrative deal, and she feel like her personal story is worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.”
That’s because no one cares anymore. Hell, we barely cared then. We were all just so high on the Gosselin juice that we were all about the babies. But that time has come and gone and even Kate Gosselin has moved on to other things. Time to start thinking about being a mother, rather than a celebrity.
Cause that ain’t never going to happen!!!
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Brangelina’s Kids Have A Bloody Good Time On Set! (Literally!)
Aug 17th
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Aw, they’re just like their mommy!
On the red carpet of the UK premiere of Salt, Angelina Jolie revealed that her truck load of children enjoyed coming to set and playing with some of the props – like the bags of fake blood!
Angie revealed that the kids were a fixture on the set of Salt, coming to visit often with their papa, Brad Pitt. She explains:
“I would bring them in early in the mornings…and I’d let them [use] blood. So we play together, they try on my wigs, they play with the blood. They know it’s all silly! They test the harnesses and we have them flying around. They know what it is.”
Sounds like these kids are going to be all kinds of well-adjusted!
Well, playing with fake blood has to better than wearing a vial of real blood around their necks for several years.
Right, Angie?! (We haven’t forgetten your former life, bb. We can bring out some real gems about you, if we feel so inclined!)
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Neil Patrick Harris To Become Father Of Twins!
Aug 15th
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First, it’s multiple Emmy nominations and now multiple bbs!
Neil Patrick Harris and longtime partner David Burtka will soon become dads to baby twins this October.
Sources say that the handsome couple will be having twins via a surrogate after visiting a surrogacy agency last year.
Neil tweeted the announcement, saying:
So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…
Congrats to Neil and David!
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Charlotte Church, Back To Music!
Aug 14th
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It’s a gamble, but we think she’ll do well!
Charlotte Church revealed that she’ll be releasing a new album Back To Scratch on November 1 and it’s an entirely different sound from her last album 2005′s Tissues and Issues.
She says:
“This new album has been quite a long time in the making. The decision to come back to work after I had babies was a bit scary, but music and singing is what I do and I don’t think I’ll ever lose my passion for it.
“I’ve been experimenting and trying to create a new and different sound. But also one which goes with my voice. I’m a little bit nervous because it is quite different. But it’s not too far away from what I used to do -my classical voice is still there.”
Inneresting!
Are U looking forward to new music from Charl?
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Alanis Is Sperminated!
Aug 11th
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After marrying rapper Souleye (aka Mario Treadway) at their El Lay home in May, Alanis Morissette is preggers.
The singer took to her Twitter to celebrate!
“We’re very excited to embark on this journey with each other,” she Tweeted.
Congrats, honey!
P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!
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Khloe Kardashian’s Baby Will Be Named…
Aug 4th
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No, the baby hasn’t arrived yet, but it’s on its way, and the name is already picked out…assuming it’s a boy.
Here’s what Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom had to say on the subject:
“Boy, it would be Luke Joseph. The girl is on her.”
What a gentleman. Here’s what Lamar had to say about Khloe as a future mother:
“She’s got an incredible relationship with her two younger sisters. She has maternal instincts. If she can take care of me, she can take care of a baby.”
Very nice words. We’re guessing there will be more to report on this soon.
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Julianne Hough And Ryan Seacrest Are Having A Baby?!
Jul 27th
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She’s just kidding!
Julianne Hough was asked about her relationship with new boyfriend Ryan Seacrest and she joked:
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“Didn’t you know? We’re having a baby! Oh, God, now it’s going to be everywhere!”
As for Ryan’s dancing skills, she says, “He can groove. He’s got a little dip here and there.”
They should partner up for Dancing With The Stars!
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Deets On Orly And Miranda’s Pre-Marriage Vaycay!
Jul 25th
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These two are gonna have some hawt babies!
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr may have tied the knot on Wednesday, but last weekend the two were enjoying a romantic Caribbean vacation.
The two checked into the Viceroy Anguilla resort where the couple were seen walking hand-in-hand on the beach near their private villa and sharing dinner at the luxury restaurant on the property.
But it wasn’t all fun and games! The resort was the location for Miranda’s latest Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but when it wrapped on Tuesday, Orly and his fiancee had better plans.
While the other models and camera crew headed to St. Barts on Tuesday, Orlando and Miranda headed to another spot in the Caribbean where they secretly wed.
Very sneaky.
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