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Aliana Lohan
Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Loves Her!
Aug 9th
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Oh, boy.
Lindsay Lohan‘s assistant Eleonore says that she loves Lindsay and her fucked up family!
“I love Dina and Ali and Lindsay with all my heart. I never told anyone I was unhappy. I want to help the Lohans while Lindsay is recovering,” Eleonore said.
Really?! Because we think that must be the worst job ever!
Eleonore adds:
“I love my job. They are like my family. I have never said one bad thing about the Lohans. I don’t know if someone wants to punish the family but I would never do anything to hurt them. Why would I complain? I’m not working full-time right now and they are giving me work. Why wouldn’t I help them?”
Sounds like someone has been brainwashed by the almighty Orange Oprah!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Lindsanity’s Assistant Still Has The Worst Job Ever
Aug 9th
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Well of course. They’ve been whoring up to her success for years – why wouldn’t they use her assistant?!
Although Lindsanity LOLhan is very busy getting wrung out in rehab, her famewhoring mother Orange Oprah and little Aliana are being super helpful to gurlfriend’s assistant, Eleanore, by making sure she stays employed while her real boss it out of commission!
Sources claim that the indentured servant is “miserable” and “incredibly worn out” – more so than with Lindsanity – because Dina “goes on about nothing for days” and is hellbent on auctioning off all the clothes that her daughter hoarded until Neicy Nash came and saved the day!
Poor Eleanore!
We’re sure her main responsibilities with Lindsay were to be on hand to peel her off the ground and make sure she left the house only somewhat, and not completely, smashed, and now she has to do Orange Oprah’s bidding?!
We’d rather spend our days cleaning Xenu poops out of Suri Cruise‘s diaper than be at that woman’s constant beck and call!
[Image via WENN.]
Friends Not Allowed To Visit Lindsay
Aug 8th
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Sorry, Lindsay!
No friends for you!
The UCLA rehab where Lindsay LOLhan is staying is not allowing her friends to visit her inside their facilities. Only blood relatives – which you know, is probably just as bad, if not 10 times worse, since Dina, Michael, and probably even Ali are her worst influencers.
Luckily for LiLo though, she gets to see her friends after the first day 30 days, which is when the rehab will start to allow her to have regular visitors.
These rules aren’t strict enough!! Lindsay needs to get ALL bad influences out of her life!!
[Image via WENN.]
Chelsea Handler Does The Lohans
Jul 27th
This brings on the LOLs!
Check out Chelsea Handler and company re-enact Lindsay Lohan getting a visit from mom Dina Lohan and sister Ali — even Poppa Lohan shows up!
HIGHlarious!
Michael Lohan Continues The Douchebaggery!
Apr 23rd
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Every time we feel like he has a glimmer of sincerity, he goes right back into horrific, famewhoring monster-mode!
Instead of taking the necessary steps to actually set up an intervention for his mess of a daughter, Michael Lohan once again chose to blab to the press about his attack on the Haus of Lindsanity yesterday!
He says:
“Everything was a mess. I said, ‘Ali, it’s dad, and I’m with the sheriffs.’ Ali poked her head out of the bedroom, and I walked up to her and I said, ‘What’s going on, honey? Are you okay?’ and she started crying. Then I looked in the bedroom; there was a mattress on the floor with no furniture. Lindsay was laying on the mattress, sleeping.”
He claims that Lindsay “looked like she was hit by a truck” and her eyes were “pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess.”
He continues:
“She came up to me and said, ‘What are you doing here?’ And I said, ‘I want to check on Ali, and I want to know you’re okay. I want to sit down and talk to you.’ Then she said, ‘Get out of my apartment!’ She started yelling at the police.
Some random girl, who looked like she’s anorexic and on heroin, walked out of the other room, and I said, ‘Who are you?’ and she said, ‘I’m her friend,’ and I said, ‘Listen, friend, step out of the way, this is between me and my daughters!’ We all know she’s drinking and if she’s on prescription drugs, you can’t do both. And then there’s cocaine, of course. There’s some other things I’ve heard, but I can’t prove.”
Okay, so if this is all true – which, to be fair, wouldn’t shock us – why wouldn’t the police intervene at that point? The fuzz determined there was no danger to Ali nor Lindsay, and let them stay!
If you really want to help your kids, stop airing their dirty laundry and do this shiz behind closed doors.
Maybe then they’ll actually be receptive to your concern!
Is This Where Lindsay Gets It From?!?
Jan 19th
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Dina Lohan needs to stop partying with her daughter and start acting more like a mother.
Just earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan and Orange Oprah were spotted pAArtying it up at Golden Globe parties all over Los Angeles.
And just yesterday, Dina was again spotted with Lindsay, and this time bringing along her other daughter, Ali Lohan.
The trio of classiness decided to attend the Church Boutique clothing store party in West Hollywood. The same event at which La Lohan was spotted making out with some dude.
But what’s more worrisome is what appears to be on Dina’s leggings!
Some mysterious white powder was spotted on Mother Lohan’s black leggings last night.
And if U had to guess, you’d say that “white substance” is….. ?
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Michael Lohan Is A Low Down Deadbeat!
Nov 27th
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As if we are even remotely surprised!
Just when we think he couldn’t sink any lower, Michael Lohan cannot even practice what he self righteously preaches!
After all that shiz about caring for his kids, the deadbeat is $15,000 behind in child support payments for Aliana, Michael Jr and Dakota Lohan.
We hope that $$$$$ you made throwing your ex, eldest child and boyfriend under the bus, comes back to run you over!
Pay up, dipshit!!!!
The LOLhans Give Back!
Nov 25th
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You think they’re doing this to be nice or to get their picture taken?
Either way Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan and good old Grandma Ann were helping out at the Harbor Links Club and Grill in Long Island to serve a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon to those suffering from autism and other disabilities.
Nice to see they’re helping somebody!
Is Ali trying to channel Kristen Stewart with that haircut?
It’s HOrrendous!
[Image via J Ramos / WENN.]
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